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Riding Demotivational Poster

FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.

TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? Damn!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this jackass was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.


TAGS: red riding hood wolf
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Greeny

dy2012 - April 13, 2012, 6:53 am
nice roooooooolf!


SMILE, AMY - My, My, What big teeth you have, Amy

THE BIG BAD WOLF - He's Tamable, unlike lil' red.



TAGS: oh boy red riding hood and peanut butter cookie
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
Heh, thanks guys.
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 5:21 pm
Very well-groomed. Nice teeth, too.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 4:53 pm
Can't blame you space... that's a very sexy wolf.

RIDING A BIKE - You're doing it wrong.

TAGS: riding bike doing it wrong
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Kyronic - May 25, 2012, 12:51 am
Crap, I've been doing it the wrong way for years!

JESUS - He probably rode dinosaurs.

TAGS: jesus christ christianity religion religous dino saurs dinosaurs ride rode riding funny hilarious comic comics comical laugh laughing laughs
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

xxx - January 8, 2009, 11:51 am
rsptor jesus was born when jesus has...... ahh, im sure you dont want do hear THAT
Nobody - October 6, 2008, 7:48 pm
And thus, Raptor Jesus was born.

REVENGE - Red - Hello Santa remember me? Santa - ? Red - You gave me coal last year.


TAGS: devil in the details red riding hood apple evil tth
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 12:14 pm
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:04 pm
how did I miss this? 5 late Ls
crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 11:57 am
there's lots of great posters to choose from for chatting.
TheTrashHeap - October 4, 2010, 7:10 pm
Thanks guys!
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 2:08 pm
I can't not say it... this is one of the nicest I've seen.
TheTrashHeap - October 4, 2010, 1:39 pm
You can see the Devil right? I was worried it might be too dark.
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 1:35 pm
solid tth. this is amazazing!
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:32 pm
Niiice, 5 apples
pzykosiz - October 3, 2010, 6:05 pm
nice. 5L's
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:17 pm
rerun - October 3, 2010, 11:52 am

wow...and wow is an under statement


LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD - It seems Frank Miller has taken an interest in fairytales

Giddy Down! -

TAGS: riding along until you realize
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - May 22, 2013, 10:21 am
Yeah, when I grabbed the pic, I saw the caption too, but in my mind, them’s horsies, and a carousel immediately came to mind……then again, I’m not smarternu. Geeezus, make a profound poster whydontcha. Phukking critics in their cloistered worlds…..
smarternu - May 22, 2013, 9:43 am
dead coyotes, not horses.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:23 pm
OMG! it's the work of the Chupacabra! (Seriously, nice poster)
GaryO - May 20, 2013, 10:07 am
Thanks Guys. aaand, I have a bomber! Might be my first. Don’t think I’ve ever recvd a 1L before……I feel…..special now.
falloutghoul - May 20, 2013, 8:55 am
I've heard of beating a dead horse, but riding them is only possible in Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare. 5 dead foals.
Greeny - May 20, 2013, 7:16 am
Whoa! Woe! Wow!



TAGS: riding bike on water
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by DemonicGTR

Reality Lord - July 19, 2011, 12:20 am

DemonicGTR - July 18, 2011, 5:05 pm
After I got to looking at this one I actually wasn't satisfied with it. Had it been rejected I had another just like it that i liked a bit better that I would have tried to post.

MANNERS - Just because your horse wants you to go first doesn't mean he's trying to be polite.

WEDDINGS - Sometimes they have open bars

TAGS: weddings naked pantless man riding horse
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by aPauling

NymRod - July 19, 2012, 5:33 pm
She has no pants.
God - June 17, 2008, 3:53 pm
lol.. fuck that's awesome.

I want to ride my bicycle -

TAGS: cobblestone riding bikes women arousing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 10, 2016, 5:59 pm
Thanks 'cern. Pretty sad day when Mr. Gary's commentary out ranks the poster...teehee.
concern3 - January 8, 2016, 5:32 am
Fantastic, a 5er and Garyo's comment is a 10er
MissPriss - January 7, 2016, 11:01 pm
Aww thanks Mr. Gary. Got a few more up my sleeve. Hope you'll enjoy 'em too.
GaryO - January 7, 2016, 10:59 pm
See, I missed this. Nearly prissed my pants

Inanimate Objects -

LANCE ARMSTRONG - What are you on now?

Legends Live Forever -

TAGS: lane frost bullriding legend 8 seconds
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Thedge - November 7, 2014, 2:49 pm
Understood the risk, did it anyway I would think. More accurately, know fear?
lgvernon - November 7, 2014, 1:42 am

I was there that day and watched it happen.
Bandit5906 - November 6, 2014, 11:30 pm
26 yo and gone in a flash. No fear!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 5:51 pm
Bullriders. That is a special kind of person, for certain. 5